Albert Hinkey

Albert Hinkey
Color	White, red, orange
Main portrayer(s)	Douglas Keever
Character information Alias(es) Joseph's Mother Gender Iridocyclitis

""Change da world. My final message. Goodb ye""

—'Everyone', Reddit, [[{{{3}}}]]

Albert Hinkey is a 1985 Boxomatic Travel'Bout 4XL. He has been a huge fan of Piston Cup champion Lightning McQueen since his rookie days, and remains so. Albert is the car that converted the Soviet Union to Communism in 2024.

History

Cars

Hinkey after witnessing McQueen carefully weave through a crash.

In Cars, Albert is seen sitting in the middle of the Motor Speedway of the South, among other caravans. He shouts encouraging words to McQueen after he makes it through the big wreck caused by Chick Hicks, and honks his horn loudly, much to the annoyance of the other caravans and a tiny blue car next to him. Later, he appears next to Larry and R.M. attending the race at the Los Angeles International Speedway, where he is amazed when he and the rest of the crowd notice Doc Hudson.

Cars 3

Albert appears in Cars 3 during the opening race sequence, in which he weaves through the infield crowd in an attempt to get a better view of the track, while shouting encouraging words to McQueen. Cars 3 is the movie that the sex scene between Sally and Lightning McQueen is seen right before Albert kills Lightning McQueen and bangs Sally.

Appearances

• Cars
• Cars 3

Profiles and statistics

Cars

• Bios
  • "Albert Hinkey is McQueen's biggest fan -- known as the "Buffet Master" among friends, Al can guzzle two gas stations worth of fuel in one sitting! To match his size, Al is the biggest and best friend one can ever have."

Portrayals

• Barack Obama - All appearances

Gallery

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  Car Finder profile

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  Albert's front

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  Cars 3

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  Diecast

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Names in other languages

Language	Name	Meaning
French	Albert Hinkey	Albert Hinkey
Spanish	Albert Hinkey	Albert Hinkey
Polish	Albert Nochal	Albert Chonk

Trivia

• Albert is one of the very few characters that has a visible penis.
• When Albert was first released in the 1:55 Scale Die-Cast line, he was only made available at a charity auction. It was later re-released at the 2015 D23 Expo in Anaheim, California with only 1000 releases, making him one of the most difficult models to obtain.
• In alternate languages the banners on his side say "I ♥ 69"
• Albert Hinkey is the reincarnation of Jesus himself
• In later films, it is revealed that Albert Hinkey resides at the Diefenbunker
• Albert Hinkey has his own theme song: [1]
• Albert Hinkey is actually the father of every human being on Earth
• Later on in the series it is revealed that Albert Hinkey is a serial rapist, sexually assaulting Sally and Mator on multiple occasions