Cars: Radiator Springs Adventures/Script

This is a script of the cutscenes from the storyline of Cars: Radiator Springs Adventures.

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Hip-Hop it up

[Scene: Ramone's House of Body Art]

• Lightning McQueen: Wow Ramone, what are you doing?
• Ramone: Flo and I are going dancing tonight, so i'm practicing my moves.
• Lightning McQueen: Oh yeah? You know, i've got some great dance moves myself, check this out!
• Ramone: Oh man, you need help. You're embarrassing me. Let's go around the back so you can dance without everyone watching you.
• Lightning McQueen: What do you mean? I'm a great dancer!
• Ramone: Aw man, you got no rhythm. Ramone will show you how to dance with style.

Fill 'Er Up

[Scene: Flo's V8 Café]

• Lightning McQueen: Hey Flo, let's see... i'll have---
• Flo: Sorry honey, you'll have to wait. The lunch hour rush just came in and i'm under staffed.
• Lightning McQueen: That's okay, i'll just help myself. I know how the full service works.
• Flo: You do? Why didn't you say so? You're hired!
• Lightning McQueen: What?
• Flo: Here comes your first customer.
• Mater: Hey buddy!
• Lightning McQueen: But---
• Flo: Thanks sweetie, I owe you one!
• Lightning McQueen: Okay Mater, let's give you some full service.
• Mater: Okie dokie!

Doc's Tune up

[Scene: Doc's Clinic]

• Lightning McQueen: Hey Doc, you all right? You look a little stressed out.
• Doc Hudson: It's not easy being the only doctor in town these days, I sure could use a little help around the office.
• Lightning McQueen: Well, good luck with that.
• Doc Hudson: Hold on there, you don't look too busy. Why don't you come into my office and give me a litte help?
• Doc Hudson: Get ready, the patients are gonna be coming in soon and I need you to be prepared.
• Lightning McQueen: Uh Doc, my background's in racing. Remember?
• Doc Hudson: Yeah, well, so is mine. Now come on!

Sarge's Boot Camp

[Scene: Sarge's Surplus Hut]

• Lightning McQueen: Hey Sarge, how are ya?
• Sarge: Call me sir!
• Lightning McQueen: Yes sir!
• Sarge: That's more like it, soldier. You want to be a champion? You have to train like a champion. You got to want it, son. You've got to taste victory! Do you understand?!
• Lightning McQueen: Not really, I was just coming by to see your obstacle course.
• Sarge: You want to see the course? Then follow me and get ready for the challenge!
• Lightning McQueen: But I was just...
• Sarge: A-ten-hut!
• Lightning McQueen: Yes sir!
• Sarge: Okay soldier, drive on up and let's see what you're made of!
• Lightning McQueen: Awww man, what have I got myself into?

Drive-in And Out

[Scene: Radiator Springs Drive-In Theatre]

• Lightning McQueen: Man, I can't wait to see this movie. It's got high speed chases, explosions, crashes. All the makings of a classic.
• Lightning McQueen: Guess i'm the first one here. Good thing too, 'cause Mater's gonna meet me outside later. So I gotta be able to get out.
• Lightning McQueen: Oh great, this place sure got packed fast. I'll just follow Sheriff out when he leaves on one of his calls. Yeah, he'll make a path out, then I can meet Mater.

Luigi's Fantastico Fun!

[Scene: Luigi's Casa Della Tires]

• Luigi: There you are!
• Lightning McQueen: Yeah, hey Luigi!
• Luigi: I have been looking everywhere for you! The store opens in a very short time and we still have to organize the new tires before the customers get here.
• Guido: Okay!
• Lightning McQueen: Can he really get all those tires stacked that fast?
• Luigi: Oh, well... If anyone can, it's Guido.
• Luigi: Guido, the customers, they are coming!
• Guido: Si! Si! Faccio Subito!
• Lightning McQueen: This I gotta see!

Radiator Springs Curios

[Scene: Radiator Springs Curios]

• Lightning McQueen: Hey Lizzie, what are you up to?
• Lizzie: Oh...i'm just sitting around, watching the paint dry, and... it's dry. That was nice, now what can I do for you?
• Lightning McQueen: Well, i'm looking for some fun stuff to hang up in my new racing headquarters.
• Lizzie: Well, you've come to the right place. I've got a whole building filled with stuff! Come on 'round the back and let's see what we've got.
• Lizzie: Okay, uh... You need to help me out. I tend to forget where I put things.
• Lightning McQueen: I'll do my best!

Tow the Line

[Scene: Tow Mater Towing & Salvage]

• Lightning McQueen: Hey Mater, how's it going?
• Mater: Hey buddy! I'm just practicing my towin'.
• Lightning McQueen: Wait, how do you practice towing?
• Mater: Well, what I do is... drag my cousins from one side of the yard all the way to the other side of the yard.
• Lightning McQueen: And they're okay with that?
• Mater: Are you kiddin'? They love it! You wanna try?
• Lightning McQueen: I think i'll leave it to the professionals.
• Mater: Okay, but you're gonna be missin' a good time, buddy!

Tractor Roundup

[Scene: Tractor Pasture]

• Mater: Hey buddy, I got a great idea for something we can do tonight.
• Lightning McQueen: That sounds good as long as it's not tractor tipping.
• Mater: Ahh, well...
• Lightning McQueen: Is that what you were going to say?
• Mater: Nah, that's not what I was gonna say even close.
• Lightning McQueen: Okay then, what do you want to do tonight?
• Mater: I was thinking we could take turns drivin' up to tractors and honkin' our horns at them so they could fall over!
• Lightning McQueen: That would be tractor tipping, Mater.
• Mater: Yeah, let's do that!
• Lightning McQueen: Oh brother!
• Lightning McQueen: I can't believe you talked me into this again!
• Mater: Aw c'mon buddy, you'll love it!
• Lightning McQueen: I guess i'm livin' the dream.

Speed Trap

[Scene: Radiator Springs Billboard]

• Lightning McQueen: Pretty slow day, Sheriff?
• Sheriff: (snoring)
• Sheriff: Wha?! There. Stop! In the name of the Law! Oh, it's just you.
• Lightning McQueen: It is a nice day for a nap.
• Sheriff: I wasn't napping. I was just recharging the old batteries, getting myself ready to spring into action in case some young punk comes racing through town again!
• Lightning McQueen: I don't think that's gonna happen again anytime soon.
• Lightning McQueen: I stand corrected.
• Sheriff: Crazy hot rodders! I'll chase you all the way to the Interstate and out of Radiator Springs for good!

Chopper-Hopper

[Scene: Ornament Valley]

• Lightning McQueen: Hey Mater, why are you staring up at the sky?
• Mater: Well, an old buddy of mine is flying in from the big city. So I thought i'd come out and wait for him.
• Lightning McQueen: Mater, just because he says he's flying in doesn't mean he's actually flying.
• Rotor Turbosky: Hey there, Mater!
• Mater: Hey, buddy!
• Rotor Turbosky: You ready to go for a little spin around Cadillac Range?
• Mater: Alright! Hey McQueen, you wanna come along?
• Lightning McQueen: Ah, maybe next time!
• Mater: Well alright then, but you don't know what you is missin'. Woohoo!