The Gifts of the Mater
Template:Infobox Song"The Gifts of the Mater" is a song sung at Mater's Junkyard Jamboree by Mater during the Christmas season.
Lyrics
Down the street with gifts I'm haulin'
(Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la)
Grab my chains, the snow's-a falling
(Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la)
Santa Car is on his way
(Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la)
But Santa Mater? Shoot, I'm here today!
(Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la) Dadgum!
Stop at Fillmore's ?
(Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la)
Pumpkin spice, that's organic fuel!
(Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la)
Old Ramone likes anti-freeze
(Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la)
But Sheriff, he needs more Rust-eze!
(Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la) Dadgum!
Flo is getting stuffed with glitter
(Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la)
Fancy mudflaps for Miss Fritter
(Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la)
Wait-a once I pressure gauge
(Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la)
I just love givin' gifts for the holiday!
(Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la) Dadgum!
(spoken): Shoot, I hope everybody likes what I got 'em, 'cause I done lost the receipts!
Trivia
- The song is sung to the same melody as "Deck the Halls".
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