Cars: Mater-National Championship/Script
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This is a script of the cutscenes from the storyline of Cars: Mater-National Championship.
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[Scene: Radiator Springs]
- Mater: Ladies and gentlecars, welcome back to Radiator Springs, where boy, do we got a lot of busy and exciting stuff goin' on!
- Mater: Behind me is where Lightning McQueen - my best friend - is gonna be building his new racin' headquarters! And then, even more better, we're gonna have our very own racin' stadium!!
- Mater: We'll see how that's comin' along later.
- Mater: But the most and bestest part of all is, we've got all these new folks comin' from all over the world, to race in our first annual Radiator Springs Maternational!
- Mater: Yep, we got real racin' professionals visitin' from Germany, Japan, Italy and all sorts of other places I've seen on TV!
- Mater: There's gonna be all sorts of cool happenings goin' on this week, races and games, and if we're lucky, a whole lot of crashin'! So you all just stay tuned!
- Mater: Ah, dang.
Radiator Springs Circuit
[Scene: Radiator Springs]
- Lightning McQueen: Whoa-ho-ho!
- Philip: AAAAHH! (Gasps)
- Lightning McQueen: Uuuhh, you do know you're on the wrong side of the road, right?
- Philip: Yes, yes, so sorry, I-I-I'm still getting the hang of it, you see, I'm-I'm visiting from England and uh... (recognizes Lightning)
- Philip: Oh my! Oh m... You're Lightning McQueen, aren't you?
- Philip: Oh, this is excellent! First day in town and already I'm face to face with a racing superstar!
- Lightning McQueen: Tell you what, um -
- Philip: Uh, Philip!
- Lightning McQueen: Okay, Philip, just to make your vacation a little safer, why don't we practice driving on the other side of the road for awhile, what do ya say?
- Philip: A private racing lesson from Lightning McQueen?!
- Philip: Oh, my friends are not going to believe -
- Lightning McQueen: Not a racing lesson, a --
- Fred: Lightning McQueen is giving private racing lessons?!
- Fred: Oh, count me in, Mr. McQueen.
- Lightning McQueen: Hello, Fred.
- Fred: You remember my name!
- Fred: I can't believe he remembers my name, you know, that's just the kinda guy he is -
- Philip: Yes. Yes! He just saved me from near death!
- Lightning McQueen: Well, I don't know about that --
- Fred: (intake breath) He did?!
- Doc Hudson: Hey!
- Doc Hudson: What're you doin' here? You're blockin' my street.
- Lightning McQueen: I know, sorry Doc, I -
- Fred: Look, it's the
- Philip: The Fabulous Hudson Hornet! The Fabulous Hudson Hornet!
- Doc Hudson: I'm also the town doctor, so calm down, son, before you rupture somethin' and then I gotta fix you up.
- Philip: (excited intake of breath) Oh, that would be brilliant!
- Barry: Hey, what's goin' on, guys? You gettin' ready for a race or somethin'?
- Philip: A race? Yes! Against Lightning McQueen and the Fabulous Hudson Hornet!
- Lightning McQueen: Ah... (beat) Okay sure, that's a great idea.
- Doc Hudson: Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me.
- Lightning McQueen: Aw, c'mon Doc, it's just stretchin' our tires. We'll go easy on them.
- Lightning McQueen: We'll come back for that.
Team Relay #1
[Scene: Luigi's Casa Della Tires]
- Mater: Hey, something looks different about you two, did you get new tires?
- Lightning McQueen: Wow, you guys look great! You should have Ramone fix you up with a lightning bolt, then you'd look just like
- Luigi: GIOVANNI!!!
- Giovanni: Hello, my friend.
- Luigi: I am his friend!
- Lightning McQueen: Nice to meet you, Giovanni, I'm Lightning.
- Giovanni: Nice to meet you, Lightning - it was so nice of all of you to dress up like me.
- Lightning McQueen: I'm not dressed up like you, I'm Lightning McQueen, I'm a famous race car too.
- Giovanni: Ah yes, of course, you are the famous Lightning McQueen.
- Giovanni: I did not realize, I'm looking forward to our race! You are a hero to me! I'm so embarrassed! I'm such a fan of yours.
- Lightning McQueen: Really? Wow, thanks!
- Giovanni: I cannot wait for our race together, it will be such an honor! I will count the hours till then!
- Lightning McQueen: Well, there's no harm in a little practice run, right? We could all race together.
- Giovanni: That would be fantastic!
- Lightning McQueen: Hear that, Luigi? He's a fan of mine. What do you say, guys, you want to race on my team?
- Lightning McQueen: What do I have to do to impress folks around here?
North Willys Butte
[Scene: Sarge's Compound]
- Lightning McQueen: What's the problem, Sheriff?
- Sheriff: Speed limit's 25 and I clocked this hot rodder doing 120, that's the problem.
- Otto: I'm a race car. I go 0 to 90 in 2 seconds. I have never gone 25 in my life! Where is the Autobahn around here, anyway?
- Sheriff: Keeps goin' on about some Auto Barn or somethin' and, when I go to give him a ticket, he signs his name on it like I was askin' for an autograph!
- Otto: I'm Otto von Fassenbottom. The famous race car. I've come here to race, but there are no races yet --
- Lightning McQueen: Tell you what, Sheriff. Lemme take Otto off your hands for ya. I'll make sure he stays outta trouble.
- Lightning McQueen: Hey Otto, how's three laps sound?
- Otto: Like a Sunday drive. I race in LeCars - one race last twenty-four hours.
- Lightning McQueen: That's a long race. Let's just start with three laps.
- Lightning McQueen: C'mon Sheriff, why don't ya join us?
- Lightning McQueen: You can blast your siren. It'll be fun.
- Sheriff: Distant third, here I come.
After North Willys Butte
[Scene: Sarge's Compound]
- Otto: That was a good race, but now let us race some more.
- Lightning McQueen: Wow, again? You really like to race, but maybe you should take a break, see the town...
- Otto: No time for seeing, only time for racing.
- Lightning McQueen: Yeah, but don't you think you should get a souvenir while you're in town? Do you have a girlfriend back in Germany?
- Otto: Ja, she is called Jenny.
- Lightning McQueen: Well, there you have it - you can't go back without a nice gift for Jenny.
- Otto: Nein, Jenny would not like that.
- Lightning McQueen: No she wouldn't. Luckily, Lizzie's Curio Shop is just down the street, all the souvenirs you could imagine. Just tell her Lightning sent you.
- Otto: Danke schön, Lightning.
- Lightning McQueen: Anytime, be sure to ask for the full tour, and about Stanley, and about how things are different now than they were in the old days.
- Sheriff: (winded) Sendin' him to see Lizzie, huh?
- Lightning McQueen: Yup.
- Sheriff: That'll keep him busy.
- Lightning McQueen: Yup.
Stadium Race #1
[Scene: Willy's Butte]
- Lightning McQueen: Hey, Doc, checkin' out the new stadium?
- Doc Hudson: Yep. Looking good.
- Lightning McQueen: Oh yeah. Nice new track, spotting booth for Mater, pits for Guido. It's gonna be awesome.
- Doc Hudson: Pretty fancy track. You know what I had to practice on?
- Doc Hudson: Dirt. Dirt track, wooden fences -
- Lightning McQueen: and you had to drive twelve miles to school in the snow without chains. C'mon Doc, this is gonna be great for the town.
- Doc Hudson: I am proud of you, son. You done good.
- Lightning McQueen: Wow, thanks Doc, that means a lot coming from --
- Doc Hudson: That's all you're gonna get.
- Lightning McQueen: Okay.
- Doc Hudson: Well, well, well. Looks to me like we got some folks trying out the track before you.
- Lightning McQueen: What do you say we go down and get a race going on?
- Doc Hudson: Your track, honor goes to you.
- Doc Hudson: Say, who's the fella all covered in stickers?
After Stadium Race #1
[Scene: Radiator Springs Speedway]
- Mater: Howdy folks, I'm here at the site of the new, uh, Radiator Springs Racin' Stadium of, uh, Radiator Springs.
- Mater: It ain't even built yet but we already done had our first race.
- Mater: Hey Lightning, you wanna tell us what else we got to look forward to this week?
- Lightning McQueen: Lots of exciting races, Mater, against some of the best competitors from all over the world, each one a champion in their own right.
- Mater: Like that Giovanni fella.
- Lightning McQueen: Yeah, I'm looking forward to that race. He's a winner, I'm a winner, but there's only room in this town for one winner.
- Mater: Ooh, them's fightin' words.
- Lightning McQueen: Ah, just a friendly little knock. Hey, speakin' of knocking around, I hear there's a big rallycross champ from England you'll be tradin' paint with at the Rustbucket.
- Mater: Yes there is!
- Lightning McQueen: And are you ready?
- Mater: No I am not.
- Lightning McQueen: Hey, where you going?!
- Mater: I gotta practice!
- Lightning McQueen: Okay, so anyway, stay tuned everybody, 'cause this week is gonna be... supercharged!!
- Lizzie: Here you go, champ!
- Lizzie: That's for winning the race!
- Lightning McQueen: Gee... Thanks, Lizzie.